Martha

Just SHUT UP! I know what I'm talking about!

Barney

Hey, Pistol Pete.

Martha

I'm an ostrich with my head in the sand!

Martha

I'm not gonna do it. I'm just not gonna do it. (Usually in reference to someone in the car telling her to stop driving in the left lane.)

Barney

"Speak for yourself, White Woman"

Martha

"Well"

Barney

"You need two of those, one to shit in and one to cover it up with."

Martha

"WELL, He could have talked all day and not said that !"

Introduction

Hey all, This is an intro post to our new family blog - quotes and favorite sayings of martha and barney! The idea is to post anything you hear them say worth posting. So join in the fun, check this blog often, and lets enjoy from wherever we are the smiles and laughter which surround family get-togethers and the "isms" of mart and barn. -Randi, Marcia and Terah