Martha

Just SHUT UP! I know what I'm talking about!

Barney

Hey, Pistol Pete.

Martha

I'm an ostrich with my head in the sand!

Martha

I'm not gonna do it. I'm just not gonna do it. (Usually in reference to someone in the car telling her to stop driving in the left lane.)

Barney

"Speak for yourself, White Woman"

Martha

"Well"

Barney

"You need two of those, one to shit in and one to cover it up with."